Sock Maffia

There was a party at my friend's house for his birthday. We watched some Family Guy and played some PS2. Then came fuseball and the Sock Maffia. Basically, some of the kids got bored and would ambush the others and steal their socks. I was not a part of this; I was sitting in a chair with a golf club (possibly an 8-iron). The SM members were brutal. The biggest ones would team up and go in for the kill. It was violent and funny at the same time. I am proud to say that I was the last to be de-socked. I never had to use the golf club, though, I did bite-yes bite, a kid. The mark was there for almost a month. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA